Wednesday, August 5, 2009

A numbers game

10 minutes in the shower
1 movie playing for Diva
1 refrigerator door wide open
12 eggs smashed into the leather couch
20 minutes spent cleaning it up
30 Clorox disinfectant wipes later
1 outfit ruined for the day
1 hosed down 3 year-old
and
ONE VERY UNHAPPY MAMA.

10 comments:

Lindsay said...

Oh my.

Bob C said...

Way to go Diva!!! Payback time.

Morgan and Derek said...

When I went to shower the other day, Henry dragged a milk crate over to the door, unlocked the deadbolt and went out to the driveway. I have concluded that showering is OVERRATED!

Jae said...

Whoops... lol.

Bree said...

That's why I gave up on showering one year, 6 days, 23 hours and 45 minutes ago.

Diana said...

It appears that she is one curious 3 year old. She was probably trying to make your famous c. chip cookies

debora said...

I hate to say it Diana but I'm pretty sure Diva was just delighting in her extreme mischievousness. Just like some other little girl I remember.

The Salvesens said...

These stories are my birth control...

The Greenwoods said...

Oh my gosh! DIVA! You are one CRAZY girl!

TR said...

Those are the moments that make you want to scream at the time, but then looking back they become kind of comical. And yes, showers are a luxury of the past for me too.

LW

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