Diva occasionally likes to talk about her wedding. And every time she does it turns out to be a pretty funny conversation:
Diva: "Mommy, am I going to get married?"
Me: "One day, yes but not for a long LONG time."
Diva: "Well, WHEN am I going to get married?"
Me (quickly trying to think of an acceptable age): "Um...24?"
Diva: "NO! WHEN am I going to get married?"
(apparently I'm not understanding her question)
Me: "Uh...um..I don't know?"
Diva: "*BIG SIGH* NO NO NO!...WHEN?!"
(I then realize she's probably trying to say...WHO)
Me: "Oh you mean...WHO are you going to marry?"
Diva: "Yes! Who am I going to marry?"
Me: "Well who do you want to marry?"
Diva: "Am I going to marry a man?"
Me: " Please!"
Diva: "I'm going to marry Ethan!" (little boy in Sunbeams)
Me: "That sounds great! What kind of food are you going to have at your wedding?"
Diva: "Chicken and rice and broccoli and soup."
Me: "Wow that sounds yummy!"
Diva: "And lollipops! Wait...no...just one lollipop...for ME!"
And you're all invited! Just don't expect any lollipops.