I know it's your day off. I know you're out golfing right now and I'm glad you're having fun and relaxing. You deserve it. You never golf so today is very rare.
But please, come save me. Diva clogged the toilet. I tried using our crap-of-a-plunger to unclog it. I thought it was a success until I heard gurgling coming from the bathtub. Diva's bath toys are now taking a poop/old toilet paper/urine bath. The smell is disgusting. Lil' Sis wanted to play in it. I put her in her crib.
Don't worry I called Roto-Rooter.
Now I must go and don my bathroom cleaning gloves to rescue the toys and sterilize them.